There is a Tavern in the Town
There is a tavern in the town, in the town,And there my true love sits him down, sits him down,
And drinks his wine 'mid laughter free,
And-never, never thinks of me.
Chorus:
Fare thee well for I must leave thee,
Do not let this parting grieve thee,
And remember that the best of friends must part, must part,
Adieu, adieu, kind friends adieu, adieu, adieu,
I can no longer stay with you, stay with you,
I'll hang my hat on a weeping willow tree,
And may the world go well with thee.
He left me for a damsel dark, damsel dark,
Each Friday night they used to spark, used to spark.
And now my love once true to me,
Takes that dark damsel on his knee.
Oh! dig my grave both wide and deep, wide and deep
Put tombstones at my head and feet, head and feet,
And on my breast carve a turtle dove,
To signify I died of love.
Mairzy Doats
Mairzy doats and dozy doatsand liddle lamzy divey,
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Mairzy doats and dozy doats
and liddle lamzy divey,
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing, "Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
and little lambs eat ivy."
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozey doats
and liddle lamzy divey,
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
HELLO MUDDAH, HELLO FADDAH
TUNE: Dance of the Hours
(A LETTER FROM CAMP)
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah,
Here I am at camp Grenada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivey,
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner,
He got Ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counsellors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators.
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya',
But my bunkmate has Malaria.
You remember Jeffery Hardy,
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah,
Take me home, I hate Grenada.
Don't leave me out in the forest where,
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home,
I promise I will not make noise, or
mess the house with other boys,
Oh please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day...
Dearest Muddah, Darling Faddah,
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me !
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, Guys are sailing!
Playing baseball, gee that's bettah,
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter!!!
The Ship Titanic
Oh, they built the ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue.For they thought it was a ship that water would never go through.
It was on its maiden trip, that an iceberg hit the ship.
It was sad when the great ship went down.
Chorus:
It was sad, so sad.
It was sad, so sad.
It was sad when the great ship went down (to the bottom of the....)
Uncles and aunts, little children lost their pants.
It was sad when the great ship went down.
They were not far from the shore, 'bout a thousand miles or more,
When the rich refused to associate with the poor.
So they threw them down below, where they were the first to go.
It was sad when the great ship went down.
Chorus
Oh, the heroes saved the weak, as the ship began to leak.
And the band on deck played on.
With, "Nearer my God to Thee", they were swept into the sea.
It was sad when the great ship went down.
Chorus
Oh they built a sister ship, Called the S.S. Kunatah
And they knew it was a ship that would never get very far.
So, they christened it with GOP,
And it sunk with a Ker-Plop!
It was glad when the sad ship went down.
Chorus
Additional Verses
They threw the lifeboats over, in the dark and stormy sea.
And the band began to play "Oh Give Thy Soul To Thee."
Little children wept and cried as they left their mother's side.
Chorus
Oh the moral of this story, the moral of this song,
Is that one shouldn't go where he does not belong.
For in the good Lord's eyes, you're as good as other guys,
It was sad when the great ship when down.
Chorus
Oh the moral of this story, is plain as you can see.
Never trust a sailor on the high sea.
He'll call you honey-darling, and say that he'll be true,
But when the ship goes down he'll say the hell/heck with you.
Chorus
After last chorus, there is an extra "so sad, too bad" spoken-sung, and this:
Kerplunk
It sunk
Hunk a junk
In the sea
without me
Luckily
Hee hee hee.
The Ship Titanic
O they built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue and they thought they had a ship
that the water would never go through.
But the Lord's almighty hand
knew that ship would never land.
As the humble closed their eyes
In the darkness of the hold,
The rich upstairs were playing cards for gold
And they laughed when a sailor said,
'There's an iceberg close ahead.'
It was sad when that great ship went down.
It was sad (it was sad) It was sad (mighty sad).
It was sad when that great ship went down.
Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives.
It was sad when that great ship went down.
When the Captain heard the news
From a sailor up the mast,
He said, 'Steady boys, we'd better not go too fast.'
But the company in their greed
Said, 'We must increase the speed.'
Oh she was far from England
And approaching to the shore,
When the rich refused to associate with the poor.
So they put them down below
Where they were first to go.
Oh they put the lifeboats out,
O'er the raging stormy sea,
And the band on board played 'Nearer My God to Thee'.
Little children wept and cried
As the waves swept o'er the side.
The Ship Titanic
Oh, they built the ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue,And they thought they had a ship that the water would never leak through,
But the Lord's almighty hand knew this ship would never stand,
.It was sad when that great ship went down.
Oh, it was sad, Lord, sad; oh, it was sad, Lord, sad
It was sad when that great ship went down, to the bottom of the sea
Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives.
It was sad when that great ship went down.
Oh, they sailed from England and were almost to the shore,
When the rich refused to associate with the poor
So they put them down below, where they were first to go
The boat was full of sin end the sides about to burst
Men the captain shouted, "All women-and children first!"
Oh, the captain tried to wire, but the lines were all on fire.
Oh, they swung the lifeboats out o'er the deep and raging sea,
When the band struck up with, "A-nearer My God to Thee"
Little children wept and cried, as the waves swept o'er the side.
Roll Out the Barrel
Roll out the barrelWe'll have a barrel of fun,
Roll out the barrel,
We've got the blues on the run,
Zing, Boom, Tarrarrel,
Sing out a song of good cheer,
Now's the time to roll the barrel,
For the gang's all here.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Johnny's so long at the fair.
He promised to buy me A trinket to please me
And then for a smile, Oh, he vowed he would tease me
He promised to buy me A bunch of blue ribbons
To tie up my bonnie brown hair.
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Johnny's so long at the fair.
He promised to bring me A basket of posies
A garland of lilies, A wreath of red rosies
A little straw hat to Set off the blue ribbons
That tie up my bonnie brown hair.
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Johnny's so long at the fair.
He promised he'd buy me A beautiful fairing,
A gay bit of lace that the lassies are wearing,
To set off the hat that Sets off the blue ribbons,
That tie up my bonnie brown hair.
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Johnny's so long at the fair.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Dear, dear, what can the matter be?
Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Johnny's so long at the fair.
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?Seven old ladies locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now the first was the wife of the deacon of dover
And though it was known she's a bit of a rover
She liked it so much she thought she'd stay over
And nobody knew she was there
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well the next was an athletic lady named Myrtle
She jumped o'er the top like a steeple chase hurdle
Her glasses got caught in the stay of her girdle
And nobody knew she was there
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well the next was a lady, Elizabeth Bender
Was doing all right 'til a vagrant suspender
Got all tangled up in her feminine gender
And nobody knew she was there
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well the next was a lady named Jennifer Kim
She'd just settled in on a personal whim
Somehow she got hers caught 'tween the cup and the brim
And nobody knew she was there
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well the next to go in was old Mrs. Shuster
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her
She said, Oh, my dear, it don't feel like it used to
And nobody knew she were there
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well the next was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter
She wanted to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on a chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well the last was a lady sweet Nellie Pumphrey
She settled right in and she made herself comfy
Somehow she found out she could not get her bum free
And nobody knew she was there
And it's oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in our lavat'ry
They were there from sunday to saturday
Nobody knew they were there!
Tom Lehrer
Oh, dear, what can the matter be
ChorusOh, dear, what can the matter be
Seven old ladies got locked in the lavat'ry
They were there from Sunday till Saturday
Nobody knew they were there
The first to come in was the minister's daughter
She went in to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there
The next to come in was dear Mrs. Mason
The stalls were all full so she peed in the basin
And that is the water that I washed my face in
And nobody knew she was there
The third old lady was Amelia Garpickle;
Her urge was sincere, her reaction was fickle.
She hurdled the door; she'd forgotten her nickel,
And nobody knew she was there
The fourth to come was old Mrs. Humphrey
She shifted and jiggled to get herself comfy
Then to her dismay, she could not get her bum free
And nobody knew she was there
The fifth to come in, it was old Mrs. Draper
She sat herself down, and then found there was no paper
She had to clean up with a plasterer's scraper
And nobody knew she was there
The sixth old lady was Emily Clancy;
She went there 'cause something tickled her fancy,
But when she got there it was ants in her pantsy
And nobody knew she was there
The seventh old lady was Elizabeth Bender;
She went there to repair a broken suspender.
It snapped up and ruined her feminine gender,
And nobody knew she was there
The janitor came in the early morning.
He opened the door without any warning,
The seven old ladies their seats were adorning,
And nobody knew they were there.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be
ChorusAnd it's oh, dear what can the matter be
Seven old ladies got caught ( WHERE? ) IN THE LAVATORY
They were there from a Sunday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there ... LA LA LA LA LA LA
Well the first old lady was old Mrs. Humphrey
She only went in to make herself comfy
But when she went to leave she coultdn't get her bum-free
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next one in was old Mrs. Draper
She went in but she couldn't find the paper
So she used a bricklayer's scraper
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Flynn
She only went in on a personal whim
But somehow she got stuck 'tween the bowl and the rim
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next one in was Mrs. McArthur
She needed to go, to the washroom she darted
She paid a nickel but she only farted
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Shuster
She sat on the handle;; she thought someone goosed her
She said Oh, my dear, it don't feel like it used to
And nobody knew they were there...
Well the next old lady was old Mrs. Mason
She had to go, so she used the basin
Seems that was the water that "he" washed his face in
And nobody knew they were there...
The last old lady was Abigail Quimm
Who crossed her legs on a personal whim,
But her thigh got caught twixt the bowl and the rim
And nobody knew they were there.
[This version by Pete Stoney and Jimmy Flynn]
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[Note: This is a favourite with the boys. Pop may be substituted for beer]
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Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
